.Old Man Winter: *Looks in wallet* MA!!! MA!!! GET YOUR AZZ IN THIS DAMN LIVING ROOM NOW!!!!
Mother Nature: *Peeks around Corner* Boo what the hell you yelling for fool!! I'm right here scheduling moon phases and menstrual cycles don't you see I'm busy!
Old Man Winter: I don't care how damn busy you are where my damn money!!!!
Mother Nature: What money?
Old Man Winter: Don't act dumb now, u know the $60 I had in my wallet to hit up the Shark Bar at Club Ocean this weekend Poseidon is saving me a VIP spot!!!!
Mother Nature: WHAT!! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE IN NO DAMN CLUB OCEAN NO WAY!! Ugh! All you want to do is roll up on Venus anyway that hoochie is waaaaay out of your orbit anyway! *rolls eyes extra hard*
Old Man Winter: Whatever you old bitty!!! Stop trying to get off the subject *glances over and notices hair* WAIT THE HECK UP YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WENT AND GOT YOUR HAIR DONE!!!!
Mother Nature: Uhhh yeah it was time for my re-twist fool my locs was looking janky. I'm the Mother Nature the head diva I can't go around looking a mess!
Old Man Winter: You know that's what I had left until the 30th!!! You couldn't use your money or wait until you got paid. Then you didn't ask.
Mother Nature: No you didn't question my motives. Plus when were you telling me you were going to the club how was I suppose to know if you didn't say anything.... I control nature I'm not Pythia of Delphi get your folks straight and start communicating!
Old Man Winter: All I'm hearing right now is Ying Yang!!! I want to know why you took my dough to get your hair done. Wait a second oh so you tryna impress that bright clothes wearing Apollo I hear every chick he mess with he burns don't bring that "heat" home to me we will be rumbling!
Mother Nature: What you mad because he rock it harder than you, maybe you need to take notes!!!
{Meanwhile on Earth}
CNN: THIS JUST IN MAJOR BLIZZARD SET TO HIT THE DMV, VA, NC, TN WITH UP TO 15 INCHES OF SNOW AND ICE ALL PLEASE BE ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS AND DRIVE UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
Old Man Winter: See broad!! That's what I'm talking about you always starting something and never giving me an answer as to why. So you just going to avoid this huh??
Mother Nature: Avoid nothing you creeping to the club umm hmm it's cool. Just like last time I know you were creeping with ole ugly Lechesis that's how you got those tickets anyway you couldn't pay full price you had to change your whole fate around!!
Old Man Winter: What!! * oh ish! face* Where did you hear that?
Mother Nature: Un huh so you caught now. I saw Hades and his side chick Atropos up at the corner store and she give me the complete run down I thought you were hanging with Cronos and Monos. Cro said he hadn't seen you in a while and Mo was like I just saw him but not sure where he is now. So let's talk about that shall we!!!
{Mean While on Earth}
NATL WEATHER SERVICE: PLEASE BE ADVISED DMV AREA IS EXPECTED TO RECIEVE 3INCHES OF SNOW PER HOUR FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
Old Man Winter: Whatever woman! It's this close to Valentine's Day and you want to trip! Where's that little alcholic crack head Midget w/ his arrows when you need him! Damn!
Mother Nature: *Peeks around Corner* Boo what the hell you yelling for fool!! I'm right here scheduling moon phases and menstrual cycles don't you see I'm busy!
Old Man Winter: I don't care how damn busy you are where my damn money!!!!
Mother Nature: What money?
Old Man Winter: Don't act dumb now, u know the $60 I had in my wallet to hit up the Shark Bar at Club Ocean this weekend Poseidon is saving me a VIP spot!!!!
Mother Nature: WHAT!! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE IN NO DAMN CLUB OCEAN NO WAY!! Ugh! All you want to do is roll up on Venus anyway that hoochie is waaaaay out of your orbit anyway! *rolls eyes extra hard*
Old Man Winter: Whatever you old bitty!!! Stop trying to get off the subject *glances over and notices hair* WAIT THE HECK UP YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WENT AND GOT YOUR HAIR DONE!!!!
Mother Nature: Uhhh yeah it was time for my re-twist fool my locs was looking janky. I'm the Mother Nature the head diva I can't go around looking a mess!
Old Man Winter: You know that's what I had left until the 30th!!! You couldn't use your money or wait until you got paid. Then you didn't ask.
Mother Nature: No you didn't question my motives. Plus when were you telling me you were going to the club how was I suppose to know if you didn't say anything.... I control nature I'm not Pythia of Delphi get your folks straight and start communicating!
Old Man Winter: All I'm hearing right now is Ying Yang!!! I want to know why you took my dough to get your hair done. Wait a second oh so you tryna impress that bright clothes wearing Apollo I hear every chick he mess with he burns don't bring that "heat" home to me we will be rumbling!
Mother Nature: What you mad because he rock it harder than you, maybe you need to take notes!!!
{Meanwhile on Earth}
CNN: THIS JUST IN MAJOR BLIZZARD SET TO HIT THE DMV, VA, NC, TN WITH UP TO 15 INCHES OF SNOW AND ICE ALL PLEASE BE ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS AND DRIVE UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
Old Man Winter: See broad!! That's what I'm talking about you always starting something and never giving me an answer as to why. So you just going to avoid this huh??
Mother Nature: Avoid nothing you creeping to the club umm hmm it's cool. Just like last time I know you were creeping with ole ugly Lechesis that's how you got those tickets anyway you couldn't pay full price you had to change your whole fate around!!
Old Man Winter: What!! * oh ish! face* Where did you hear that?
Mother Nature: Un huh so you caught now. I saw Hades and his side chick Atropos up at the corner store and she give me the complete run down I thought you were hanging with Cronos and Monos. Cro said he hadn't seen you in a while and Mo was like I just saw him but not sure where he is now. So let's talk about that shall we!!!
{Mean While on Earth}
NATL WEATHER SERVICE: PLEASE BE ADVISED DMV AREA IS EXPECTED TO RECIEVE 3INCHES OF SNOW PER HOUR FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
Old Man Winter: Whatever woman! It's this close to Valentine's Day and you want to trip! Where's that little alcholic crack head Midget w/ his arrows when you need him! Damn!
Photo Credits:
Mother Nature avenuemodels.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/moth..
Old Man Winter buckst4.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/old20man2.
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